unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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1337tattoos:

Nika Samarina

Jesus Christ this is amazing

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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bluntrollerandsmoker:

Platinum Cookies got some people mad😂😙💨🍃🍪

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